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    The 50 Funniest Jokes That Defined The Absurdity That Was Demonetisation

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    Ramesh Srivats 
    ✔@rameshsrivats
    WHAT? No more 500 and 1000 rupee notes?
    As a secular country, shouldn't we respect all denominations?
    8:22 PM - Nov 8, 2016
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    Subhashini 
    ✔@NeelaVanam
    Also, kindly ban chocolates that are given as change for 1.00 and 2.00 rupees.
    9:07 PM - Nov 8, 2016
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    SAGAR @sagarcasm
    Notes that are going back to where they were made :

    1. 500 Rupees Note
    2. 1000 Rupees Notes
    3. Samsung Galaxy Notes
    9:23 PM - Nov 8, 2016
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    Sorabh Pant 
    ✔@hankypanty
    BMW, Jaguar sales in Gurgaon, Ludhiana will hit the roof tonight.
    Last chance to use  for papa to give beta undeserved swag.
    9:24 PM - Nov 8, 2016
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    Gyan Varsha @varshasinghmcx
    2 min silence for those who opted for COD and will be recieving their ordered goods tomorrow. 
    10:49 PM - Nov 8, 2016
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    Jas 🏍️ @thehumblerider
    "Bhaisaab, deposit karna hai ki withdraw?"
    "Neither."
    "Line mein kyun khade ho?"
    "Main desh ke liye kuch karna chahta hoon."
    1:59 PM - Dec 7, 2016
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    T S Sudhir @Iamtssudhir
    Telugu actor Ravi Babu stood to withdraw money with his piglet in  becoz he cdnt have left it in the car. 
    6:39 PM - Nov 23, 2016
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    Trendulkar 
    ✔@Trendulkar
    After Demonetisation, I atleast know all the ATM locations around my area by heart. Thanks Modi ji.
    10:38 PM - Aug 30, 2017
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    P.R. @pr_akash_raj
    Wrote 'Bhai ki scriptless film' on an old 500 rupee note and tried to use it. Chal gayi
    7:16 PM - Nov 14, 2016
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    That Goan Boy @schmmuck
    "I came to this country with 100 rupees in my Paytm wallet." - Dads in the future.
    5:31 PM - May 28, 2016
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    Saurabh @SilentlyBeating
    Relatives are so happy right now, ₹501 ke jagah ₹1 hi dene padege.

    Rs 500 
    9:45 PM - Nov 8, 2016
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    Akshar 
    ✔@AksharPathak
    People are queueing up outside halls for .

    Hope to see the same kind of excitement and vigour outside ATMs for Demonetisation 2.
    3:31 PM - Apr 28, 2017
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    Rohan 
    ✔@mojorojo
    New favourite game is seeing how close to an ATM I can get before the guard starts shaking his head
    9:50 AM - Nov 16, 2016
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    EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer
    [Kids in 2060]

    Mere grandfather "Black money ki ladai mein" 10-12 dino tak bank ki queue mein the.
    2:59 PM - Nov 16, 2016
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    Vir Das 
    ✔@thevirdas
    New RBI rule. Depositing notes requires written approval from Duckworth, Lewis, Pythagoreas, Your great Grand Father & Rumi, in triplicate.
    9:28 AM - Dec 22, 2016
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    Joy @Joydas
    In  game, wherever the Ball Goes, BJP runs with goalpost and places it behind the ball and claims that's what Modi aimed for
    5:46 PM - Dec 4, 2016
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    Godman Chikna @Madan_Chikna
    *Finds 500 Rs note in old jeans*

    Family: Kalmuhe tujhe isi ghar mein paida hona tha?
    9:47 PM - Dec 2, 2016
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    Bhayanak Puppy @BhayanakPuppy
    ATM is 2km away from the house but the queue has reached my doorstop.
    Can't go out now. Logo ko lagega line tod raha hai fir marenge merko
    10:03 AM - Nov 12, 2016
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    🚨 @pranavsapra
    Felt so excited to get my 1st Rs. 2000 note, that after getting out of a long queue, I celebrated by spending it & then got back in a queue.
    7:12 PM - Nov 17, 2016
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    Rameez @Sychlops
    *Crowd waiting for Coldplay*
    *Lights go out*
    *Modi appears*

    "Mitron. SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKAS!!!!"

    *An ATM on stage.*
    *Crowd goes wild.*
    10:43 AM - Nov 19, 2016
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    churumuri @churumuri
    Somewhere in Chicago, with a cigar in mouth, jazz in the background, and a glass of cognac in hand, Raghuram Rajan must be laughing aloud.
    9:14 PM - Aug 30, 2017
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    DoUHaveTheFever? @sidin
    Let me clarify to avoid anymore panic:
    Old 500/1000 notes: Illegal but tender
    Paneer: Legal but not tender
    Beef steak: Tender but not legal
    7:12 PM - Nov 17, 2016
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    nyn @UniqueIdiot_
    ₹2000 note features

    - gps
    - iris scanner
    - hd led display
    - water resistance
    - siren
    - if you offer bribe, Gandhiji will slap you.
    9:37 AM - Nov 9, 2016
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    Kapil @kapsology
    Satellite image after the Rs2000 currency note with GPS & Nano-chip is introduced!
    11:59 AM - Nov 9, 2016
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    José Covaco 
    ✔@HoeZaay
    India's new 2000 Rupee notes are amazing. I have actual footage of how the embedded Nano Gps Chip works. Please share widely on whatsapp.
    10:40 PM - Nov 11, 2016
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