It is always nice to start your day out with a laugh, and what better way to do that than to read some jokes off the internet.But not all jokes you find on the internet are hilarious or funny. Some are downright stupid and silly.
So here is a compilation of such jokes as found on AskReddit.
Why didn’t I fall into that well?
Why did the old lady fall in the well?
Because she didn’t see that well.
-CruiseVein
The Giving Tree
What is green, fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
Pool table.
-ReallyHadToFixThat
The Drivers
Two fish are sitting in a tank.
One fish looks to the other and goes, “How do you drive this thing?”
-gentil
The Mutestick
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
-Rndomguytf
Protections
Why don’t ants get sick?
Because they have little anty-bodies.
-07thHokage
In-law Woes
Two cannibals sit around a campfire.
One says, “man, I hate my mother-in-law.”
The other one says, “Well then try the potatoes.”
-RavenousPikachu
The Oven Story
There are two muffins baking in an oven.
The first muffin says, “Man, it sure is hot in here.”
The second muffin says, “Holy crap, a talking muffin!”
-themickle
Farm Play
Interviewer: How much water do the goats drink a day?
Farmer: Which one? The black one or the brown one?
Interviewer: Brown one.
Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
Interviewer: And the black one?
Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
Interviewer: I see. What do you give them to eat?
Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?
Interviewer: Black one.
Farmer: It eats grass.
Interviewer: And the other one?
Farmer: Grass.
Interviewer: Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?
Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.
Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?
Farmer: It’s also mine.
-RectumCheese
Paint Cans
What’s red a smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
-ounerify
Step Stories
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder…
-faceintheblue
The Rabbit and a Dirty Friend
A bear and a rabbit are both pooping in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit “Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?” And the rabbit replies “No.” So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
